Vol 3 • No 18,  May 4th, 2008
 
Ten Newest Members of the 3000 Club
569. baddirtbiker47, Huntington Beach CA
568. Leanne, Valencia CA
567. Twitch, Anaheim CA
566. kk, Huntington Beach CA
565. tsuminokizuru, Everett WA
564. Jo Brickner, San Diego CA
563. DiamondPrincess, Anaheim CA
562. John R, Inyo kern CA
561. rondinii, redding CA
560. Mary and Ed , Buena Park CA
 
 

Member Photos
 
 
 
 

In Conclusion
 
Sure is nice to be on the right track.  I will be very excited to see the EIR get filed and become official.  The one thing I've always lacked in my life is patience, but that is a good thing because it causes me to get things done.  I'm almost 50 and I do want to get these ferrets legalized before I enter assisted living!
 
Thank you everyone for helping!
 
Pat Wright
CLIFFNotes Editor
CLIFFNotes@legalizeferrets.org
(619) 303-0645
 
Lance M.
Founder, OCFerrets /
President, Ferrets Anonymous

Website:
http://www.ocferrets.org/
OCF Email:
info@ocferrets.org
FA Email: LanceM_FA@yahoo.com
(949) 241-1189
 
First Step in Ferret EIR Nearly Complete
 
The folks at OC Ferrets are getting ready to send out the first packets in obtaining preliminary data before we file an Environmental Impact Report.  About 60 packets will be sent out by FedEx.  The information will be compiled and then turned over to a consultant who will do the actual work.  There is not much new to report but it is still exciting to see this getting done.
 
Governor Schwarzenegger stated he wanted an EIR in 2004 when he vetoed a ferret amnesty bill. The California Fish and Game Commission called for ferret owners to fund a California Quality Environmental Quality Act for it to pursue it any ferret legalization.
 
A member offered us $50,000 to promote ferret legalization.  After much thought we decided to go the EIR route.  We were pleasantly surprised to find the cost lower than expected (upwards to $250,000) because a lot of the normal requirements for an EIR (traffic, noise, etc) don't apply to ferrets. 

 
Another Flash From the Past
For the second week in a row - here's a trip down memory lane from the last time the California Fish and Game Commission considered the ferret issue:
 
Los Angeles Times (pre-1997 Fulltext) - Los Angeles, Calif. 
Author: TONY PERRY
Date: Nov 3, 1995
Start Page: 3
Section: PART-A; Metro Desk
Text Word Count: 629
 
Score one for Mustela putorius furo, the outlaw with the sharp teeth, bristly hair and weasel look.
Amnesty is still a ways off, but the state Fish and Game Commission took a major step Thursday toward lifting the state's controversial and widely defied ban on the importation and ownership of ferrets.
For ferret enthusiasts, who love their pets so dearly they're willing to risk fines and incarceration to harbor them, it was a day to celebrate and to vow continued vigilance against a restriction they feel is the height of bad government and bad science.
"It was a good day for ferret owners," said Pat Wright, a leader in Ferrets Anonymous.
"This is a giant victory for us," said Floyd Carley, a retired packaging business owner from Northern California and an activist in the California Domestic Ferret Assn. "We haven't won yet, but there is major movement in our direction."
The commission voted 3 to 2 at its meeting in San Diego to hold a formal hearing in several months to decide whether the ban, adopted in 1933, should be lifted. It will be the first such hearing on the issue despite repeated requests by ferret lovers.
The tone of the questions asked by the commission majority also led the ferret owners to believe that years of assiduous lobbying are paying off.
Commissioner Richard T. Thieriot, former publisher and editor of the San Francisco Chronicle, told the pro-ferret group that it had done a good job of amassing scientific evidence to debunk the anti-ferret argument.
For decades, Department of Fish and Game staffers have opposed removing ferrets from the list of forbidden wild animals. Their opposition is grounded in the belief that pet ferrets might end up as feral packs preying on small wildlife.
"Even a neutered male has to eat," said Terry Mansfield, chief of the wildlife management division of Fish and Game. "We're convinced they will prey on the native birds and animals."
The scientific question is whether ferrets--which are distant relatives of the European polecat and top out at six pounds--are capable of forming feral packs and thus fit the definition of a wild animal unsuitable for private ownership.
"These animals have been domesticated longer than the cat--they've been domesticated for 3,000 years," Assemblyman Jan Goldsmith (R-Poway) told the commission. "I don't particularly like them, but they're cute little critters."
Goldsmith insists that the ferret ban is both a waste of public money for enforcement and an infringement on personal liberty. In one case, Fish and Game spent $40,000 to prove that a Fresno couple was hiding ferrets.
Ferret lovers insist that there is no evidence of wild ferret packs in any of the 47 states where ferrets are legal. If Fish and Game staff cannot prove that ferrets are wild animals, the commission may have little choice but to remove the ferret from the list.
The federal government does not have the ferret on its lengthy list of harmful creatures that includes the African clawed frog, the Japanese beetle, the Pacific oyster and the Asian clam.
The commission in 1982, 1986 and 1987 denied requests to hold a hearing to reconsider the ferret ban. Goldsmith's bill to overturn the ban was narrowly defeated when it encountered the powerful opposition of then-Speaker Willie Brown (D-San Francisco), who sneered at ferrets as rodents. (They're not.)
Estimates are that Californians clandestinely own 100,000 ferrets and maybe more. Many of the ferrets were born outside the state and smuggled in.
"What we have is a climate of fear," said Sacramento veterinarian Dick Schumacher, a leader of the state's veterinary medical association. "Owners are afraid to have their pets treated, and veterinarians are afraid to treat the animals because of possible action against their licenses."
 
Not a lot of progress was made these past 13 years.  To end  the story, The California Attorney Generals office opined in that the Department of Fish and Game didn't have authority to remove ferrets from the prohibited species list.  Marshall Farms sued saying the Commission had to make an opinon as to whether ferrets are domestic or wild.  They won.  The Commission appealed and the court ruled the Commission did have the authority, but didn't have to do it if they didn't want it.  The Commission called for California ferret owners to fund a CEQA study for them to move further.  We all balked, the Dept of Fish and Game came up with their own study (we just happen to have it on line - here's the link).  When their study failed to show ferrets any kind of threat, they burried it. -Still, it was discovered at a later date. This sounds like a plot out of Desperate Housewives - maybe we should call it Desperate Bureaucrats.

The Letter Department:
 
Dear Legalize Ferrets,
I have some questions I was hoping maybe you could answer for me. I have a sweet and beautiful little ferret named Gidget. She is my second ferret to ever own and I love her so much. But soon I'm going to be moving to San Francisco for college. And there is NO way I am willing to leave her in someone else's hands. I've read on your web site that there are in fact some ferrets already in California. Now I wasn't to sure about this so I wanted to really confirm it with you. Will it be ok to take my ferret to a vet in California? Would it be possible to bring her in a airplane to get to California? Are there really ferret supplies in Pet stores there? I mean, how big of deal is it to have a ferret in California. As I mentioned earlier, Gidget is my second ferret. So I am very accustom and adjusted to ferrets wants/problems/ and needs. The only problem I face is the ramifications of having a ferret in California. It would mean a lot to me if my questions where answered to the best of your ability. Thank you again.
-K
 
We occasionally get this question.  I'd hate to move to a state that wouldn't allow my dog, cat or ferret. I'm sure it is pretty upsetting.  Here's what I wrote back.
 

Hi K –

 

I know you are anxious so I will answer you promptly.  It is no big deal to have ferrets – don’t worry about anything except;

 

You can’t bring her on an airplane into California. You could fly her to Reno or Portland and drive her in the state – avoiding the checkpoints.

 

You can’t walk your ferret or bring her out in the open as you can in the free world.

 

We do have plenty of vets and ferret supplies, and ferret owners accustomed to living slightly underground.

 

I will add you to the database for CLIFFNotes and I hope you don’t mind if I publish your email without your name or any identifier.

 

Thank you,

 

Pat Wright
 
If anyone in San Francisco wishes to welcome K to our state, I will forward your emails to her.
 
Clarification from Last Week
 
This email came in which shows how easily what I write can be misconstrued:
 

I am curious about your statement regarding being band form Pet Kingdom 2000. I am wondering if there is something negative about them and you may have called them on it. Only because I purchased my ferret from them and I am considering buying another ferret from them.

 

Thank you

Carlos R.
 
Pet Kingdom is a wonderful place - I highly recommend them.  The problem is whenever we go to Las Vegas I'd rather go to that pet store than any casino or show in town.  And what's the fun of shopping if you don't buy.  I'd love one of their $6000 monkeys - but I don't know enough about monkeys to be a responsible monkey owner.  Besides our house is full.
Shorty & Ron Paul Give Me An Idea
 
Shorty loves to pull ferrets
around on a towel
Ron Paul loves to defend  constitutional liberties
 
My dog Shorty is pretty darn cute.  I think someone sneaks into our house at about 9 pm each evening and gives him shots of espresso.  Occasinally he will tease the ferrets who have fallen asleep in towels in his crate.  It is quite a scene to watch him pull the towels around and give the ferrets a ride.
 
I wanted to get a video of this comic event - but alas no one would cooperate.
 
The reason I like to post photos and videos of ferrets is because each photo and each video is proof that ferrets are part of the family.  They aren't wild, they're loved.
 

Which brings me to Ron Paul.  Ron Paul supporters came up with a terrific slogan - "Ron Paul RLoveution"  - see the graphic.
 
Revolutions are nasty affairs.  People die, things get disrupted. I don't want that.  But a "REVloveUTION" I could go for.
 
OK - here's the idea.  Let's have a video competition, who can produce the best video showing what ferrets mean to a ferret - owning family.  We can post the videos on a YouTube page and let people vote.  Let's try to line up some significant prizes and get people involved and excited!
 
What do you think?  I'd love to hear ideas, responses - and volunteers!  Look forward to more info next week!